are you one of those people that wake up and think (or say) to yourself, what the fuck was that dream about?
do you sit there trying to put things together?
get ready for your day thinking about the dream?
pretty much doing anything you can to remember the dream so you can retell it later?
whether you answered yes or no or maybe or sometimes to any of the above questions doesn't matter to much to me to tell you the truth.
i just felt like sounding like an infomercial or some annoying commercial
my answer to all of those questions is yes
i happen to be one of those individuals that remember dreams pretty well
and there are several dreams i remember vividly
i was sitting at my table eating tacos (om nom nom) and j was talking about how her friends call her ex her man because they still talk every once and a while
and then i remembered my dream from last night
it was so weird
so i am thinking i should look it up in my dream book
please note that i did not spend money on this. i actually found it at my old work and was like hey i dream
it actually is a crappy book...
but anyways
i'm going to interpret my dreams with the book called "interpret your dreams" - what a clever title, let's give it a round of applause...not.
so my dream. i don't know all the details but i know it involved some friends, a certain man, some refs, a hockey area with dressing rooms under construction, a bus, someone who recently talked to me (last monday) and shopping. the details are rather fuzzy actually but i know that this person asked me to go to the mall with her and i said "why" with the classic wtf face. and she wanted to hang out and i felt bad so i said i just had to stop by the rink. i went in with her and she was following me and i talked to a few refs about scheduling and then mr m (ha thats his new name) came up to me and i completely ignored him (which is impossible in real life. living out my fantasy of having the will power to ignore him!). we left and we were sitting at the bus stop and she asked who the cute blond guy with blue eyes was and i avoided the question because even in my dream i don't want her to know about my life. so we got on the bus and went to some house that my friends - lorellie, snoogies and stephicus - were standing outside of peering inside the front window. i got off the bus all confused and they told me that the dolls inside were putting a show on for them. i know we ended up going inside. there was a purple couch and an entire wall full of creepy dolls that were not putting on a show. another friend...let's call her...bobby because that is her cars name. anyways, she showed up with cookies. and we all sat on this couch and talked as if life was high school again. it was weird because i knew it was weird but didn't act weird.
i'm going to look up a few things and see what it says!
note: if you are a man and dream of milk, it means semen
bus: represents a particular short phase in the dreamers life
note: there isn't anything in here about a couch but do note that if you dream about a chair it is, and i quote representative of "turd." and if you dream of a chest of drawers and putting something long in it, that represents intercourse and tables represent sacrificing women... ahahah
sweets: it represents sweetheart (food in general is about sexual satisfaction hahaha)
dolls: toys represent childlike things that have remained in the dreamer. dolls represent what the dreamer wanted to do or do with the dolls as a child (i didn't play with dolls...barbies though...these were creepy dolls!)
other than that i can't find anything
i think the book is bullshit anyways
i think sometimes dreams are your way of telling yourself something
and sometimes its your brain being creative because in real life it can't be like that
okay that wasted a good half hour
back to writing!
im on page 13 wooo
ray charles
do you sit there trying to put things together?
get ready for your day thinking about the dream?
pretty much doing anything you can to remember the dream so you can retell it later?
whether you answered yes or no or maybe or sometimes to any of the above questions doesn't matter to much to me to tell you the truth.
i just felt like sounding like an infomercial or some annoying commercial
my answer to all of those questions is yes
i happen to be one of those individuals that remember dreams pretty well
and there are several dreams i remember vividly
i was sitting at my table eating tacos (om nom nom) and j was talking about how her friends call her ex her man because they still talk every once and a while
and then i remembered my dream from last night
it was so weird
so i am thinking i should look it up in my dream book
please note that i did not spend money on this. i actually found it at my old work and was like hey i dream
it actually is a crappy book...
but anyways
i'm going to interpret my dreams with the book called "interpret your dreams" - what a clever title, let's give it a round of applause...not.
so my dream. i don't know all the details but i know it involved some friends, a certain man, some refs, a hockey area with dressing rooms under construction, a bus, someone who recently talked to me (last monday) and shopping. the details are rather fuzzy actually but i know that this person asked me to go to the mall with her and i said "why" with the classic wtf face. and she wanted to hang out and i felt bad so i said i just had to stop by the rink. i went in with her and she was following me and i talked to a few refs about scheduling and then mr m (ha thats his new name) came up to me and i completely ignored him (which is impossible in real life. living out my fantasy of having the will power to ignore him!). we left and we were sitting at the bus stop and she asked who the cute blond guy with blue eyes was and i avoided the question because even in my dream i don't want her to know about my life. so we got on the bus and went to some house that my friends - lorellie, snoogies and stephicus - were standing outside of peering inside the front window. i got off the bus all confused and they told me that the dolls inside were putting a show on for them. i know we ended up going inside. there was a purple couch and an entire wall full of creepy dolls that were not putting on a show. another friend...let's call her...bobby because that is her cars name. anyways, she showed up with cookies. and we all sat on this couch and talked as if life was high school again. it was weird because i knew it was weird but didn't act weird.
i'm going to look up a few things and see what it says!
note: if you are a man and dream of milk, it means semen
bus: represents a particular short phase in the dreamers life
note: there isn't anything in here about a couch but do note that if you dream about a chair it is, and i quote representative of "turd." and if you dream of a chest of drawers and putting something long in it, that represents intercourse and tables represent sacrificing women... ahahah
sweets: it represents sweetheart (food in general is about sexual satisfaction hahaha)
dolls: toys represent childlike things that have remained in the dreamer. dolls represent what the dreamer wanted to do or do with the dolls as a child (i didn't play with dolls...barbies though...these were creepy dolls!)
other than that i can't find anything
i think the book is bullshit anyways
i think sometimes dreams are your way of telling yourself something
and sometimes its your brain being creative because in real life it can't be like that
okay that wasted a good half hour
back to writing!
im on page 13 wooo
ray charles
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