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Thursday, January 13, 2011

sex jokes are funny

this entry has nothing to do with the title. i just couldn't think of anything else to write in the title box so that is what i came up with. if you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

the funny thing is, sex jokes are often funny. my friends here are quite sexually active (no big deal, just saying) so jokes about opening your legs fast and white shit on their face is made often or anything that is said that sounds sexual. for example, one of my friends spilled her tea and she opened her legs really fast to avoid the spill. my first comment was 'wow you open your legs like a pro.' in reality, she seems to have her spill reflexes down, but it still funny to say. in that situation i would totally have tea on my legs because i would not move fast enough. oh well. today we were actually talking about cherry tomatoes. i was the brilliant one who said 'i don't like when they explode in my mouth.' yep, it was funny.

i saw this ad online when i was looking for something on google images. i really don't feel like thinking about it as an academic.. but it made me laugh


i have been gathering all the stuff needed for my grad school applications which are do february 1st. i got really good news on tuesday actually. one of my profs wants to do grad work with me which is awesome considering i love her. she also went on about how amazing my paper for her was and it was beyond fourth year level and she could not believe i wrote and gained that knowledge in one term. i didn't want to tell her i wrote it in two days. now that i think of it, i watched toy story three one of the days because i was bored. i remember having a convo on msn as well with snoogs about ryan reynolds and the movie buried or something and she told me theres a snake in it...and now i can't watch it because i hate snakes. anyways, yea that's exciting and really good news. now i don't know which program i want!

what else, my sociology of resistance and revolt prof is amazing. he is so cool and used to/may still be a punk! i answered a question about the sex pistols in class because i wrote a historiography of english punk in the 70s so i read lots about them, which sucked because all authors talked about them as if no one else existed. one thing he said though which was confusing to me was that punk lasted half a year...which i know isn't true and he said today's punk is 'bullocks' and green day is punk. so, either he is now considered an outsider of punk, of which would think green day of today is punk or he still is stuck in 70s punk and doesn't know punk still exists, although its changed, today. he's still awesome. my goal is to talk to him about music sometime this term.

what else. there's a lot of snow here and its so cold today. i was freezing walking home from school. today class was boring. so i was texting j and i was telling her what i was learning because it sounds weird. on the screen it said 'why talk about sex?' and then i got the song in my head which wasn't fair of the prof (for those who don't know what i'm talking about 'let's talk about sex baby' also on bill nye as 'let's talk about stress found below because its AWESOME).



so yea then i went to lunch with a friend. i've been trying to find something good to eat at school since nothing seems to be just what i want anymore. so i got humus and pita. SO YUMMY! i want some now.

here's some really cool shit i've come across recently during my adventures on the internet!

this is the t-dot in the 1900s. amazing. check out more here: http://www.blogto.com/city/2010/12/toronto_of_the_1900s/




this is cute. should be my life. read the story here: http://www.glamour.com/weddings/blogs/save-the-date/2009/04/this-adorable-boyfriend-propos.html



i want to make this for my new camera!

thats all
i am seeing the dilemma tomorrow. it better be funny! i really want theatre popcorn yumm

ray charles

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